Did he?..... (this is not a poem!)

He did sign a million pound record deal with EMI
He did have a series on Global MTV
He did have a BBC2 special
He did have a lead part in a movie playing opposite Gerard Depardieu
He did not have an affair with Chrissy Hynde or Neil Tennant
He did not throw himself off Beachy Head in 2002
He did tour the UK with Julian Cope
He did publish his book in Italy but did not direct an Opera in Sicily
He did run a small-unlicensed pub in Sussex “The rotting Ash”
He has not become a close personal friend of Michael Winner
He did play the main stage at Glastonbury
He was asked to play Attila the Hun in an American mini series
He did appear in about a boy
He did write his own part in Plunkett and Mclean
He was asked to be the Texas ambassador to Scotland
He was told off for speaking his mind to Uma Thurman
He was not the (main) reason everyone was sacked at EMI records
He did buy back his work from EMI for one pound
He was born in America
He did not have a nervous breakdown in 2000
He no longer runs a small S&M club off the Charing Cross road
He has not appeared in a French Porno film called la chasse
He did star a short film about a man with a giant Penis
He does not have a giant Penis
He has written a screenplay called Tart du merde
He does run a website called crapsurfer.com
He is a crap surfer
He did head butt an alien on stage on a Thames party boat
He has worked on the door of the miniscule of sound